Nautical Humor

Things you won't hear a true fisherman say . . .

"Wow, I've never caught a fish that big!"
"Hey! Lets take our wives fishing!"
"My truck can't get through that!"
"Let's go shopping, fishing can wait."
"Hank, those hip boots make your butt look big and they don't
match your belt!"
"Hey, we don't need to buy those fishing flies Melvin, let's
send our wives flowers instead?"
"I don't think Duct Tape will fix that."
"I caught all those rainbows on night crawlers."
"I feel pretty guilty not washing those breakfast dishes before
coming out here to fish!"
"Hey somebody come land this 20" rainbow for me. I need to
straighten up the camp."
"I can't participate in National Hunting and Fishing Day cause
my neighbor is throwing a Tupperware party and I really need a
mixing bowl."
"I think electronic fish finders should be banned."
"C'mon, man, we can watch bass fishing anytime! Figure skating
is on!"
"We got to throw this fish back, I don't think it will fit in
the frying pan."